Wardrobe Detective Pillows

"Perhaps THESE are what you're looking for, Professor Moriarty?"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Choosing What To Wear.

"Is there a seamstress present?"

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Hipster Police Department