Wardrobe Malfunction Detective Pillows

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'After you with the camouflage.'

Hipster Police Department

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Building Books.

"Nobody told me it was formal."

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

Boyfriend Shirt.

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

The Moth Menace.

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"

Look at all our kids' clothing! Sneakers made in Vietnam. Pants from China. Sweaters from Thailand. Sports gear from Macau! They don't need so much stuff!! One obvious rule will stop all this consumerism. Good idea! Kids! From now on

Golfer trying to choose which pair of sunglasses to wear.

'...can't you read??'

'No Shirt, No Shoes, No Head, No Service.'

Teddy for each day of the week

'I know you want to draw attentin to your blog, but having a wardrobe malfunction won't help.'

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

Hmm, no, I think I prefer something off the rack.

"...between a medium and a large - I like to call it 'Marge'."

"The suspect was described as wearing totally pedestrian bluejeans, an indifferent gray sweatshirt, and a trucker's cap, without the slightest sense of irony."

"Nobody told me it was formal."

Husband trying to distract his wife from the shop window displays

Man to wife: 'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

This ain't no cupboard love.

'He said I looked beautiful in the gown I was wearing...then he asked if he could borrow it!'

"Why, you poor child. You're running right over to Brooks Brothers."