Wardrobe Malfunction Detective T-Shirts

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'After you with the camouflage.'

Hipster Police Department

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Building Books.

"Nobody told me it was formal."

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Boyfriend Shirt.

The Moth Menace.

'I think you may have misunderstood the invitation when it said 'Black Tie Only'!'

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"

Golfer trying to choose which pair of sunglasses to wear.

'No Shirt, No Shoes, No Head, No Service.'

Lost Property: "How can I help?"

'I know you want to draw attentin to your blog, but having a wardrobe malfunction won't help.'

Teddy for each day of the week

'...can't you read??'

"...between a medium and a large - I like to call it 'Marge'."

"The suspect was described as wearing totally pedestrian bluejeans, an indifferent gray sweatshirt, and a trucker's cap, without the slightest sense of irony."

Husband trying to distract his wife from the shop window displays

Man to wife: 'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

This ain't no cupboard love.

'He said I looked beautiful in the gown I was wearing...then he asked if he could borrow it!'

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"Why, you poor child. You're running right over to Brooks Brothers."