Wardrobe Rediscoverer T-Shirts

"Now you know why I having to wear my older brother's hand-me-downs!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

His and Her wardrobe's

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"That shirt is so last year."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Joseph and his coat

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

Wearing all black

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

'You must have something in my size?'

Boyfriend Shirt.

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''

"Lose the tie, try my collar. C’mon, indulge me."

"Pie and coffee for me. And a pair of underpants for Mr. Right here."

"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."