Wardrobe Rediscoverer Gifts

"Now you know why I having to wear my older brother's hand-me-downs!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

His and Her wardrobe's

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"That shirt is so last year."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Joseph and his coat

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

Wearing all black

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

'You must have something in my size?'

Boyfriend Shirt.

"Is that my skirt?!!"

''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."

"Lose the tie, try my collar. C’mon, indulge me."

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."

"Pie and coffee for me. And a pair of underpants for Mr. Right here."