Wardrobe Watcher Gifts

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"This is daring, but I like it."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Shoe addict.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

His and Her wardrobe's

"That shirt is so last year."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

High Pants/Low Pants.

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Choosing What To Wear.

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'