Wardrobe Manager Gifts

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Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Shoe addict.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"That shirt is so last year."

His and Her wardrobe's

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Choosing What To Wear.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

Friendly Tie

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'