Wardrobe Manager Gifts

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Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

His and Her wardrobe's

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"That shirt is so last year."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Choosing What To Wear.

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Men pack. Women move.'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'