Wardrobe Stylist Gifts

“Dear, I don’t mind if you pick out my shirt. You gotta look at me, I don’t.”

"Oh, Harold! This is too nice!"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'She's so put together!'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"This is daring, but I like it."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"That shirt is so last year."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Casual Thursday

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Choosing What To Wear.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"I'm sick and tired of black."