Wardrobe Stylist Gifts

“Dear, I don’t mind if you pick out my shirt. You gotta look at me, I don’t.”

"Oh, Harold! This is too nice!"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'She's so put together!'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"This is daring, but I like it."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"That shirt is so last year."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Casual Thursday

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Choosing What To Wear.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."