Wardrobe Specialist Gifts

Puppetry of the Penis

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Shoe addict.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"That shirt is so last year."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

His and Her wardrobe's

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Choosing What To Wear.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Friendly Tie

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'