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Sunglasses Wardrobe

'You must have something in my size?'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"That shirt is so last year."

Why won't women wear last year's clothes?

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I was almost that last year."

Shoe addict.

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

Wearing all black

“Dear, I don’t mind if you pick out my shirt. You gotta look at me, I don’t.”

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

'But it's my favourite jumper...'