Witchy Wardrobe Curator Gifts

A witch gets ready to go out

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"That shirt is so last year."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Joseph and his coat

Puss in Heels

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Easter Egg

"Can you de-schlump him?"

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

Frock Coat

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

'You must have something in my size?'

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

Still in fashion

'Do these tight jeans make my top look big in this...?'

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

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'Fairy friday.'

Fat Kid 9- Mummy and Daddy are insane

'It's goose down.'

Hi, Emily. Can you come over? I'm picking out my top outfits for school. I want to look good and � There's no one here to show them to.

"Well, I've been a hot dog, pizza slice, cheeseburger, and popcorn bucket, but no, I don't have any burrito experience."

Man in Crab Outfit

Sunglasses Wardrobe

"Well, I've been a hot dog, pizza slice, cheeseburger, and popcorn bucket, but no, I don't have any burrito experience."

Why won't women wear last year's clothes?