Whimsical Wardrobe Admirer Gifts

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Joseph and his coat

Puss in Heels

Easter Egg

'I like a man in a suit.'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

Man missing giant shoe, which has been set up as a house.

Still in fashion

'Fairy friday.'

Fat Kid 9- Mummy and Daddy are insane

Hunter's Hat Shop

Man in Crab Outfit

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

"I got tired of webbed feet."

'I know you want to draw attentin to your blog, but having a wardrobe malfunction won't help.'

'Whoever said 'dressed to kill' hasn't seen your average murderer.'

Teddy for each day of the week

Consumer of Pears.

Husband trying to distract his wife from the shop window displays

Man to wife: 'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

This ain't no cupboard love.

Pumpkin

"Honey, I don't want to add to the stress of your first day as a judge, but that's not your robe, it's my black cocktail dress."

Her man-repellent jumper was delightfully effective.

The Leathery, Shapeless speedo sporter.

Mushrooms Fashion

Pink Ballgown

'This sweater really itches, maybe I'm allergic to cactus?'

'I don't know what's worse-her knitting or her flower arranging!'

These are perfect. I'll take them.