Whimsical Wardrobe Admirer Pillows

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Joseph and his coat

Puss in Heels

Easter Egg

'I like a man in a suit.'

'I don't mind you buying the camouflage suit at the mall, but did you have to wear it home.?

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Still in fashion

Fat Kid 9- Mummy and Daddy are insane

'Fairy friday.'

'Whoever said 'dressed to kill' hasn't seen your average murderer.'

Hunter's Hat Shop

Man in Crab Outfit

"I got tired of webbed feet."

Teddy for each day of the week

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

'I know you want to draw attentin to your blog, but having a wardrobe malfunction won't help.'

Husband trying to distract his wife from the shop window displays

This ain't no cupboard love.

Consumer of Pears.

Man to wife: 'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

Her man-repellent jumper was delightfully effective.

The Leathery, Shapeless speedo sporter.

Pink Ballgown

"Honey, I don't want to add to the stress of your first day as a judge, but that's not your robe, it's my black cocktail dress."

Pumpkin

Mushrooms Fashion

'This sweater really itches, maybe I'm allergic to cactus?'

'I don't know what's worse-her knitting or her flower arranging!'

'Wow! My first designer suit.'

These are perfect. I'll take them.