Witchy Wardrobe Wizards Gifts

"What? It's after memorial day!"

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Late BroomStick

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Puss in Heels

Joseph and his coat

Choosing What To Wear.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

Friendly Tie

Easter Egg

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them