Wardrobe Malfunction Wizards Gifts

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Shoe addict.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Ready for a run!

Puss in Heels

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Choosing What To Wear.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

Friendly Tie

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Easter Egg

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'