Wardrobe Worrier Gifts

"Gee, I'd love to, but my espadrilles are in storage."

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

"I'm getting sick and tired of not having anything to wear!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

How to read the dress code?

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"Is there a seamstress present?"

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

Wearing all black

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

"Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say how much I hate your dress."

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Jeans Styles

"Don't get mad at me - you're the one who threw your robe in the dryer."

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."