Wardrobe Wanderer Gifts

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

Boyfriend Shirt.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

How to read the dress code?

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Puss in Heels

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Joseph and his coat

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Choosing What To Wear.

"Is there a seamstress present?"

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

"I'm sick and tired of black."