Wardrobe Wizards Gifts

'We ruined a perfectly good day at the mall shopping for school clothes.'

A horse contemplates what to wear

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe Stylist.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Puss in Heels

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Ready for a run!

Choosing What To Wear.

"Is there a seamstress present?"

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'