Wardrobe Gifts

'This is a disaster! The end of the world is near and I've got nothing to put on!'

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

A tortoises shells

'Yes, sir can I help you'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Clancy:Shirt for Every Day

'forget men. I can't even find clothes I want to go out with more than once.'

''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''

'Are you kidding??'

"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Wearing all black

The time has come to bury my dear, sweet friend. Pardon? You have been a great companion and a trusted protector, but the end is nigh. Put my sunscreen into the trash. Hello wool guardian. For some, the change to winter can be dramatic.

"Your tags are sticking out."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"They're all in fashion this time of year - just pick one!"

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"That shirt is so last year."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."