Wardrobe_wonders Gifts

"Pie and coffee for me. And a pair of underpants for Mr. Right here."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"That shirt is so last year."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

How to read the dress code?

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Puss in Heels

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Choosing What To Wear.

"Is there a seamstress present?"

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'

"I'm sick and tired of black."