Wardrobe Wonder Gifts

"Don't rush me, I can't find nothing to wear."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"I don't care what job you want, Bagshaw, for God's sake dress for the job you have!"

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

How to read the dress code?

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Puss in Heels

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Choosing What To Wear.

"Is there a seamstress present?"

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Why can I never find my camouflage trousers?'