Wardrobe Malfunction Wonder Gifts

'Doc, could someone help me with my shoe laces, and my truss...and can't get my zip... undone...'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Shoe addict.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Puss in Heels

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Choosing What To Wear.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

Friendly Tie

Easter Egg

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'