Wardrobe Malfunction Fan Gifts

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

Couple in Grey

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Boyfriend Shirt.

The Moth Menace.

Jane always suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome on the first day of a big trial.

Submarine emerges on top of building

"I've found the problem. Rodney isn't your ventriloquist dummy. He's your Siamese twin."

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

"Iron Chef, my ass!"

The fit was fine but Latona was unsatisfied with the colour

"That's off, I didn't realise animals wore pyjamas."

'Yes, sir can I help you'

'What seems to be the trouble, Doctor?'

'Anyone for doubles?'

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

'Have you tried switching it off and on?'

'Will you PLEASE stop saying, 'could be worse.''

'THis is where the boys used to gamble. By the looks of things, they lost a lot more than just their shirts.'

'You must be the new girl.'

"Gee, I'd love to, but my espadrilles are in storage."

Family acid trip

Dang it, lost another earbud.

Two identical men at party, "Harvey this is William, he impersonates people"

"Now you know why I having to wear my older brother's hand-me-downs!"