Wardrobe Malfunction Fan Gifts

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Couple in Grey

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Boyfriend Shirt.

The Moth Menace.

Jane always suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome on the first day of a big trial.

"I've found the problem. Rodney isn't your ventriloquist dummy. He's your Siamese twin."

Submarine emerges on top of building

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

"Iron Chef, my ass!"

The fit was fine but Latona was unsatisfied with the colour

"That's off, I didn't realise animals wore pyjamas."

'What seems to be the trouble, Doctor?'

'Anyone for doubles?'

'Yes, sir can I help you'

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

'Have you tried switching it off and on?'

'Will you PLEASE stop saying, 'could be worse.''

'You must be the new girl.'

Family acid trip

'Doc, could someone help me with my shoe laces, and my truss...and can't get my zip... undone...'

"I'm getting sick and tired of not having anything to wear!"

Two identical men at party, "Harvey this is William, he impersonates people"

"Now you know why I having to wear my older brother's hand-me-downs!"