Technology Mishap Fan Gifts

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

Lumberjack's Epic Fail

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

Sling

Head in the sand.

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

Maths Fail

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

Selfie Extension Stik

For the War Inventions Board. The Blow-bomb for Extinguishing the Fuses of Zeppelin Bombs.

'Some things you just accept when you move to San Andreas.'

Submarine emerges on top of building

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

'I warned you that it wasn't user friendly!'

Tear Along this Line.

The man who discovered human error...

"I remember when 'family time' meant everyone staring at the same screen."

R.J. Dolan's funniest answering machine messages next to his grave.