Accidental Mishap Fan Gifts

Submarine emerges on top of building

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

The Rugby Throw Up.

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

Discus accidents.

'I told you not to order the stake.'

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Sling

"See? Right there - my wedding ring."

Head in the sand.

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

Maths Fail

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

Water Department Flood

Watch your language.

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

Victim of overzealous Heimlich Maneuver!

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

When Butt-dialers Talk

This sucks

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Falling rocks! It does not!

Today will start off with an interesting twist.

'Will you PLEASE stop saying, 'could be worse.''

'It's the blind date who arranged to meet you inside.'