Accidental Mishap Fan T-Shirts

Submarine emerges on top of building

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

The Rugby Throw Up.

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

Discus accidents.

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Sling

Head in the sand.

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

Maths Fail

Water Department Flood

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

Watch your language.

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

This sucks

Victim of overzealous Heimlich Maneuver!

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Today will start off with an interesting twist.

'Will you PLEASE stop saying, 'could be worse.''

'It's the blind date who arranged to meet you inside.'

STRIP Skier hitting a telegraph pole