Miscommunication Mishap Fan Gifts

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

The Rugby Throw Up.

'Mr. Dobson, you don't have to dictate into the intercom, I'm sitting in the room with you.'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

"Whoops - the server's gone down again!"

'Let me start off by saying this: I called you in here by mistake, and now I want you to leave.'

Discus accidents.

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Sling

"At some point we'll sit down and resolve our differences, but for now the plan is to continue exchanging bitchy emails."

'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

Maths Fail

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

'Last month's meeting ended on a high note. Primarily because a disgruntled investor kicked our CEO in the groin.'

Submarine emerges on top of building

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

"Size 16? Sorry, I thought you said 61."

Water Department Flood

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

'Advanced access' isn't REALLY about you booking an appointment in advance of having anything wrong with you!

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"

"Is that enough off the top?"

'When I asked if she was critical I didn't mean verbally!'

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

Victim of overzealous Heimlich Maneuver!