Tech Safety Fan Gifts

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'The food inspector, Sir!'

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

Covid-19 virus facemask snorkel

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

'Hey, look, the sprinkler system works.'

Selfie Extension Stik

'I warned you that it wasn't user friendly!'

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

Safety pin factory.

"I remember when 'family time' meant everyone staring at the same screen."

The man who discovered human error...

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

Mobiles

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

"Can I see some I.D. - not that security doesn't already have you pegged."

Moses parts the Red Sea while a follower searches with a metal detector.