Safety Gear Fan Gifts

Betty liked to use safety glasses

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

Fire Assembly Point

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'The food inspector, Sir!'

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Covid-19 virus facemask snorkel

'Hey, look, the sprinkler system works.'

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

Safety wear for the hunted.

Safety pin factory.

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

"Easy does it, Ralph."

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

"Can I see some I.D. - not that security doesn't already have you pegged."

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

'I told you not to play with matches.'

All-natural organic - no preservatives or pesticides.

All Food Must Be Covered

Bird flu found at second Dutch farm

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

"Henry's always on call!"

Mouse Trap Defuse

"Due to company policies we won't be serving exotic food in the canteen."

Crash Test Smartie