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Betty liked to use safety glasses

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

Fire Assembly Point

'The food inspector, Sir!'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Covid-19 virus facemask snorkel

'Hey, look, the sprinkler system works.'

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

Safety wear for the hunted.

Safety pin factory.

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

"Can I see some I.D. - not that security doesn't already have you pegged."

Bird flu found at second Dutch farm

Oog's Fire Shop. Would you be interested in a maintenance agreement?

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

'I told you not to play with matches.'

"Easy does it, Ralph."

All-natural organic - no preservatives or pesticides.

All Food Must Be Covered

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

Every now and then, Doreen liked to see how many people were paying attention to her safety talk.

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

"Henry's always on call!"

Mouse Trap Defuse

"Due to company policies we won't be serving exotic food in the canteen."