Health And Safety Fan T-Shirts

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'It's an old work injury.'

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

How to become the perfect waiter. Lesson 83.

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'The food inspector, Sir!'

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.'

The latest safety device: Air bags on juggling pins.

'Hey, look, the sprinkler system works.'

"Beware! This firework is extremely dangerous...It should only be handled by an expert like me!"

A man splits in half when lifting a heavy box.

Safety pin factory.

All Food Must Be Covered

All-natural organic - no preservatives or pesticides.

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

Betty liked to use safety glasses

Washing Face

"Well, the meal was vegan until the prep-cook cut his finger julienning the carrots."

"Easy does it, Ralph."

Every now and then, Doreen liked to see how many people were paying attention to her safety talk.

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

Password?

Air Bag.

"Due to company policies we won't be serving exotic food in the canteen."

Keep Apart 2 Chevrons

F&E Diner. The TSA agent turned health inspector didn't find any violations. Our soup is on the "no-fly" list.

Crash Test Smartie