Health And Safety Fan Gifts

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'It's an old work injury.'

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

How to become the perfect waiter. Lesson 83.

'The food inspector, Sir!'

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

The latest safety device: Air bags on juggling pins.

'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.'

'Hey, look, the sprinkler system works.'

"Beware! This firework is extremely dangerous...It should only be handled by an expert like me!"

A man splits in half when lifting a heavy box.

Safety pin factory.

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

Betty liked to use safety glasses

Washing Face

"Well, the meal was vegan until the prep-cook cut his finger julienning the carrots."

All-natural organic - no preservatives or pesticides.

All Food Must Be Covered

"Easy does it, Ralph."

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

Crash Test Smartie

Password?

Air Bag.

Keep Apart 2 Chevrons

"Due to company policies we won't be serving exotic food in the canteen."

"This vehicle also has a rear blind spot elimination assistant fitted as standard."