Safety Gadget Fan Gifts

Air Bag.

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

'The food inspector, Sir!'

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Covid-19 virus facemask snorkel

Remote Toaster

'Hey, look, the sprinkler system works.'

Something keeps shorting out my bug zapper. Maybe it's lightning bugs!

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

Safety pin factory.

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

'Now that's what I call a guard dog.'

Betty liked to use safety glasses

"Can I see some I.D. - not that security doesn't already have you pegged."

"Easy does it, Ralph."

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

All-natural organic - no preservatives or pesticides.

All Food Must Be Covered

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

Three Brand New Items from Our Latest Technophobia Catalog!

Keep Apart 2 Chevrons

"Due to company policies we won't be serving exotic food in the canteen."

Crash Test Smartie

Password?

"This vehicle also has a rear blind spot elimination assistant fitted as standard."