Safety Systems Fan Gifts

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

'I'm sorry sir, but that slide rule exceeds the allowable length for a sharp object, unless, of course, you can manage to fold it.'

Fire Assembly Point

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

'The food inspector, Sir!'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Covid-19 virus facemask snorkel

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

'Hey, look, the sprinkler system works.'

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

Safety pin factory.

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

Betty liked to use safety glasses

All-natural organic - no preservatives or pesticides.

"Easy does it, Ralph."

'Now that's what I call a guard dog.'

All Food Must Be Covered

"Can I see some I.D. - not that security doesn't already have you pegged."

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

"Sorry, guys, but it only opens for my paw print."

'I told you not to play with matches.'

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

"Henry's always on call!"

"Due to company policies we won't be serving exotic food in the canteen."

'Oh they needed a light from you, did they? For the last time, don't ever play with matches!'

Air Bag.