Safety Protocol Fan Gifts

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

'Hey, look, the sprinkler system works.'

Safety pin factory.

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Decontamination

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Fire Assembly Point

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'The food inspector, Sir!'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'In case of a sudden loss of cabin-pressure, please don the respective AFTER-LIFE costume located in the seat pocket in front of you..'

'Well I think we've nearly broken the back of this 'risk assessment..'

"Oi you. . . down the back. . . sit still and watch this video on the dangers of sitting still."

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

Mask Rules

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

"Easy does it, Ralph."

"Can I see some I.D. - not that security doesn't already have you pegged."

"Sorry, guys, but it only opens for my paw print."

'I told you not to play with matches.'

Betty liked to use safety glasses

All-natural organic - no preservatives or pesticides.

All Food Must Be Covered

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

"Henry's always on call!"

Air Bag.

Crash Test Smartie

"Due to company policies we won't be serving exotic food in the canteen."