Safety Protocol Fan T-Shirts

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

'Hey, look, the sprinkler system works.'

Safety pin factory.

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

Decontamination

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Fire Assembly Point

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

'The food inspector, Sir!'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'Well I think we've nearly broken the back of this 'risk assessment..'

'In case of a sudden loss of cabin-pressure, please don the respective AFTER-LIFE costume located in the seat pocket in front of you..'

"Oi you. . . down the back. . . sit still and watch this video on the dangers of sitting still."

Mask Rules

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

'We need to be more proactive less reactive.'

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

Betty liked to use safety glasses

All Food Must Be Covered

All-natural organic - no preservatives or pesticides.

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

"Sorry, guys, but it only opens for my paw print."

'I told you not to play with matches.'

"Easy does it, Ralph."

Oog's Fire Shop. Would you be interested in a maintenance agreement?

"Can I see some I.D. - not that security doesn't already have you pegged."

Every now and then, Doreen liked to see how many people were paying attention to her safety talk.

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

"Henry's always on call!"