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Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

'I'm sorry sir, but that slide rule exceeds the allowable length for a sharp object, unless, of course, you can manage to fold it.'

Fire Assembly Point

'The food inspector, Sir!'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Covid-19 virus facemask snorkel

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

'Hey, look, the sprinkler system works.'

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

Safety pin factory.

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

"Easy does it, Ralph."

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

"Can I see some I.D. - not that security doesn't already have you pegged."

Oog's Fire Shop. Would you be interested in a maintenance agreement?

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

'I told you not to play with matches.'

"Sorry, guys, but it only opens for my paw print."

All-natural organic - no preservatives or pesticides.

All Food Must Be Covered

'Now that's what I call a guard dog.'

Betty liked to use safety glasses

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

"Henry's always on call!"

Keep Apart 2 Chevrons

"Due to company policies we won't be serving exotic food in the canteen."