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"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'It's an old work injury.'

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

Fire Assembly Point

How to become the perfect waiter. Lesson 83.

'The food inspector, Sir!'

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.'

Covid-19 virus facemask snorkel

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

'Hey, look, the sprinkler system works.'

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

Safety pin factory.

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

"Easy does it, Ralph."

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All Food Must Be Covered

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

Betty liked to use safety glasses

'I told you not to play with matches.'

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

"Henry's always on call!"

"Due to company policies we won't be serving exotic food in the canteen."

Air Bag.

'Oh they needed a light from you, did they? For the last time, don't ever play with matches!'