Safety Fan Gifts

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

'It's an old work injury.'

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

Fire Assembly Point

How to become the perfect waiter. Lesson 83.

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'The food inspector, Sir!'

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Covid-19 virus facemask snorkel

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.'

'Hey, look, the sprinkler system works.'

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

'We need to be more proactive less reactive.'

Safety pin factory.

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

Oog's Fire Shop. Would you be interested in a maintenance agreement?

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

'I told you not to play with matches.'

Betty liked to use safety glasses

"Easy does it, Ralph."

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

All-natural organic - no preservatives or pesticides.

All Food Must Be Covered

Every now and then, Doreen liked to see how many people were paying attention to her safety talk.

"Henry's always on call!"

Crash Test Smartie