Safety Gear Fans Gifts

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

'The food inspector, Sir!'

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Covid-19 virus facemask snorkel

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

'Hey, look, the sprinkler system works.'

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

Safety wear for the hunted.

Safety pin factory.

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

"Easy does it, Ralph."

Betty liked to use safety glasses

'Now that's what I call a guard dog.'

All-natural organic - no preservatives or pesticides.

All Food Must Be Covered

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

Bird flu found at second Dutch farm

"Well, the meal was vegan until the prep-cook cut his finger julienning the carrots."

Every now and then, Doreen liked to see how many people were paying attention to her safety talk.

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

Mouse Trap Defuse

"Due to company policies we won't be serving exotic food in the canteen."

Password?

Crash Test Smartie

Keep Apart 2 Chevrons

Air Bag.