Quirky Safety Gear Fan Gifts

Covid-19 virus facemask snorkel

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'Driving without a flag?'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Pirate trying on parrots.

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

"She has to find just the right spot."

Tea Cup Ride

Man looking at window with beware of attack bird sign.

Solar powered sunbed.

Man shaving from foam on a mug of beer.

Silhouettes

Safety wear for the hunted.

"Spot lent it to me so I wouldn't touch my face."

"Easy does it, Ralph."

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

Betty liked to use safety glasses

'The carnival has a company car.'

All-terrain vegetables.

'It's like a regular pair of pants, but they have asbestos pockets so money won't burn a hole in them.'

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

A staff member getting his ice cream out from a Cryogenics body storage container, using it as a staff work fridge