Quirky Safety Gear Fan Prints

Covid-19 virus facemask snorkel

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Driving without a flag?'

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

Pirate trying on parrots.

Genetic Engineering - biohazards dept.

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

Tea Cup Ride

Man looking at window with beware of attack bird sign.

"She has to find just the right spot."

Dave wanted to make sure that he'd be able to blow out all the candles on his cake.

Solar powered sunbed.

Silhouettes

Man shaving from foam on a mug of beer.

"When did the flies around here start getting tiny little airbags?"

Safety wear for the hunted.

VW Bug Ceases Production.

Betty liked to use safety glasses

"Easy does it, Ralph."

'I give it three, maybe four innings before the other team complains and we get a call from the commissioner.'

"Spot lent it to me so I wouldn't touch my face."

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

I'll trade you my phone for a latte. Pardon? You'll love it. It's vintage. A collector's item. It's from 1998. I bought it from a really old man in a magic shop last year. No deal. Come on! It's not like the shop vanished as soon as I left it. And it's not like I keep getting mysterious late-night calls on it from people in 1998 who keep telling me jokes I've already heard a million times. And it's not like the magic shop man told me I can only get rid of the phone by selling it or trading it. R

'The carnival has a company car.'

All-terrain vegetables.

Every now and then, Doreen liked to see how many people were paying attention to her safety talk.

'It's like a regular pair of pants, but they have asbestos pockets so money won't burn a hole in them.'

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."