Quirky Gadget Fan Prints

'It's like a regular pair of pants, but they have asbestos pockets so money won't burn a hole in them.'

Solar powered sunbed.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"She has to find just the right spot."

Silhouettes

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Open House of Horrors

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Old-fashioned computer

"We're out of flowers."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"He's at that awkward age."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

The Booger.

Origin of the 'spork'

Jazz Bagpipes

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Tapped Tree

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Sugar Machine

Pirate trying on parrots.

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'