Quirky Contraption Fan Prints

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Old-fashioned computer

Arnie impressed the babes with his new sundial watch.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Open House of Horrors

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

The water desk

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Jasper's Limo Service.

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

"He's at that awkward age."

Toast kidnapper.

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.