Quirky Contraption Fan Gifts

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

Frittering a Banana by Electricity.

Old-fashioned computer

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

Arnie impressed the babes with his new sundial watch.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Open House of Horrors

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

The water desk

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

"He's at that awkward age."