Quirky Accessory Fan Gifts

Pirate trying on parrots.

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

"Spot lent it to me so I wouldn't touch my face."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Old-fashioned computer

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

The water desk

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'Driving without a flag?'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"He's at that awkward age."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

Toast kidnapper.

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.