Quirky Car Fan Gifts

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Driving without a flag?'

VW Bug Ceases Production.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'It seats two comfortably.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Open House of Horrors

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Old-fashioned computer

The water desk

'How about a nice saloon?'

"We're out of flowers."

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"He's at that awkward age."

Jasper's Limo Service.

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

Tapped Tree

The Booger.

'Our limo's here.'

Crazy paving company.

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Giant Ice Skates

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Pirate trying on parrots.

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket