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"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'How about a nice saloon?'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Driving without a flag?'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

A Protractor.

Camouflage Paint.

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

Ducks crossing.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

I'm going to need to see your artistic license.

'Quite frankly,Jefferson, we like our people to wobble a little'

Finishing Line

"He rides on the roof. It's only until we can find time to get the windshield wipers fixed."

Scarecrow Goalie

VW Bug Ceases Production.

Captain Pointy No.54 - Bad head puncture

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

Japan's famous 'Bullet' train about to leave the station.

I call it 'Sport Utility' wheel.

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

'The carnival has a company car.'

All-terrain vegetables.

'Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age.'

Two small cars carry a christmas tree

Parking Lot Dare

Spiro & Pusho inventors.

Monk's Muffler Shoppe.