Car Quirky Fan Gifts

'How about a nice saloon?'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'Driving without a flag?'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Parts of an automobile

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

Rest area - 12 mile.

'Our limo's here.'

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

"He used to own a muscle car."

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

'Told you so.'

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'And this is our basic model.'

'Power steering.'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

"He adored that old car !"

'It's my prostate.'

'Wheel technical support line.'

"It runs on helium."

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

Have you installed the heater?

'Now you do know she needs a bath every week and an oil change every 3000 miles?'

"Have you got it in beige?"

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."