Car Quirky Fan Gifts

'How about a nice saloon?'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

Parts of an automobile

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Driving without a flag?'

'Our limo's here.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

"He used to own a muscle car."

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

'Told you so.'

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'Power steering.'

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'And this is our basic model.'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

"He adored that old car !"

'It's my prostate.'

'Wheel technical support line.'

Have you installed the heater?

"Have you got it in beige?"

"It runs on helium."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!