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"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'How about a nice saloon?'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Driving without a flag?'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

A Protractor.

Camouflage Paint.

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

Ducks crossing.

'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

Finishing Line

'Quite frankly,Jefferson, we like our people to wobble a little'

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

"He rides on the roof. It's only until we can find time to get the windshield wipers fixed."

Scarecrow Goalie

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

Captain Pointy No.54 - Bad head puncture

Japan's famous 'Bullet' train about to leave the station.

I call it 'Sport Utility' wheel.

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

'The carnival has a company car.'

All-terrain vegetables.

'Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age.'

Parking Lot Dare

Monk's Muffler Shoppe.

Spiro & Pusho inventors.

Two small cars carry a christmas tree

Car navigation